Quantcast
Channel: humor – When the Kids Go to Bed
Browsing all 34 articles
Browse latest View live

Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Christmas Mom is Coming To Town…

I sat down to write my to-do lists this morning. Lists for the husband and kids too. This is what happened… She’s making a list She’s checking it twice She’s going to give us lots of advice. On all the...

View Article



Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Heard from the Backseat: Episode 4

The strip of highway leaving my parents house to our house has a giant electronic Powerball sign that lets you know what the jackpot is up to. The kids are always excited to see it. Every time they do...

View Article

Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Love Water

Have you ever heard of Love Water? Apparently it’s pretty darn awesome. I put some filtered water in a POM bottle yesterday. Now the three boys are requesting “love water.” Apparently love water is...

View Article

Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Heard From the Backseat: Episode 5

Today was an absolutely gorgeous Saturday. I ignored the laundry that needed to be done, and the housework, and the yard work and spent time with my boys. It was very much needed. We went and got our...

View Article

Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

It’s my “University”

I love savoring these little moments to look back on when they’re older. “No, Finn. It’s not Mother’s Day anymore. Today is mom and dad’s university! It’s when they got married!”

View Article


Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Says the 6 Year Old…

“I know I took a shower last night but can I go take a chillax tub?” While sitting down to do homework: “Don’t argue with me tonight. I had a long day.” After I got hit in the head with the...

View Article

Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

January Humor

Thanks to the holidays…

View Article

Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

ONE Reason I Love My Brother

He totally gets my sense of humor like no other…

View Article


Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Man-Cold vs. The Common Cold

The “man-cold” has struck our house. It’s completely different than the common cold, don’t get them confused. See, only women get the common cold. When a man gets it, it’s the man-cold and they’re...

View Article


Heard from the Backseat: Episode 7

D: “Mom, when do you get to see Luke Bryan with the invitations Grammie and Pop gave you?” Me: “In July. I can’t wait!!” D: “I bet he sings right to you because you’re the prettiest girl there. Dad...

View Article

Weekend Shenanigans Featuring Ms. Allie

Future vet right here. Should I tell him how they really take a dog’s temperature??

View Article

Heard from the Backseat: Episode 9

“Mom. Sometimes when I eat macaroni I pretend I’m a mountain that needs to be blowed up and the macaroni is the dynamite” Categorized under Random Thoughts By Finn

View Article

Monday Vibes

Could definitely use more weekend.

View Article


HOLLYWOOD Graveyards and Zombies

    F: Mom, last night I had a bad dream. Me: What about? F: We were running through a Hollywood graveyard and I got bit by a zombie. Hmmm. Me: How do you know it was a Hollywood graveyard and not a...

View Article

Peanut Butter Cup Crisis

Okay. So Halloween happened. You know that holiday where your kids go door-to-door in the third costume they picked out and collect candy with their cuteness? Yeah, it’s done and over with and they’re...

View Article


Heard from the Backseat: Holiday Edition

D: Why does Santa only come once a year?  L: Because he is in jail the rest of the year for breaking and entering. *Source unknown. They must have come up with it somewhere.

View Article

A Little Flashback Friday

I came across this little gem from when my little guys were “little guys.” I had completely forgotten about this. Our dear fish Patch-Eye Jack had a little mishap and there was someone to blame, and...

View Article


Heard from the Backseat: Episode 10

My middle son and I had a little shopping date this past weekend. He really wanted to go and get his brothers Christmas presents. Super sweet. He even said he was going to pay for them with his “Secret...

View Article

My Son Won’t Stop Singing Sir Mix A Lot

Every teen or twenty something of the 90’s remembers Sir Mix A Lot’s hit “Baby Go Back.” It’s a song that once you hear it you can’t get it out of your head as vulgar as it is. Well my seven year old...

View Article

Heard From The Backseat : Colossal Squid

D – “Mom, there was this guy on a boat at night. There was this green thing in the water next to his boat. He shined a light on it and guess what? It was a COLOSSAL SQUID! It was there for two minutes...

View Article
Browsing all 34 articles
Browse latest View live


Latest Images